What's all this pet food for? Ace Ventura: Yes. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous.

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And you must be the Monopoly guy! The pages are broken down by the first letter of the movie the quote is from. Around it's neck is a business card that reads, 'You have been had by Ace Ventura - Pet Detective.' I'll be here all week. Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. His investigation is a source of constant aggravation for Miami police lieutenant Lois Einhorn (Sean Young), who turns out to be packing more than a pistol under her skirt. Roger Podacter: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. Finkle: DIE ANIMAL BOY!! Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure. Initial here, and print your name here, We'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can. Ace: Goodnight, everybody! Friends fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here? When a football team's mascot (a dolphin) is stolen just before the Superbowl, Ace Ventura is put on the case. She's Ray Finkle! Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in? Alrighty then! Could you please speak in to my good ear? Then I'd lose thirty pounds, porking his wife. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. This Pin was discovered by Francesca Obertelli. Ace Ventura: I'm ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor, she lives across the hall. Shickadance: Oh yeah? Discover (and save!) Don't shoot. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

“- Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.

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